Sunday, December 25, 2011

God Jul!

Merry Christmas, everyone!

As I've said before, the big celebrations in Norway are on Christmas Eve. Christmas Day is for relaxing with family and spending time together. We've spent the day at Sverre's mother's, and now after a good dinner and riskrem for dessert, we're set up to relax and spend the evening watching movies.

We hope you are all having a good Christmas, however you choose to celebrate it.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Office Christmas Gifts

The last few years Sverre's take home gifts from the office have been rather sub-par. You see, companies tend to go all out with Christmas gifts for their employees round these parts. The last couple of years, there have been a few chicken breasts, shrimp, pickled herring... The, Gee thanks, when are we going to eat this? gifts. (Answer: If you're a really traditional Norwegian you'd love that stuff.)

This year, his office went all out. A few bottles of local brewery Christmas beer, and a box of:

  • salmon pâté
  • two types of smoked salmon
  • three types of gourmet caviar
  • two bottles of wine
  • a jar of shrimp (can't escape that)
  • a tin of anchovies (gag, but Norwegians love that)
  • cured slices of lamb
  • cured duck breast
  • two gourmet chicken breasts and a thigh piece
  • duck sausages
  • a large reindeer tenderloin (!)
  • good balsalmic vinegar
  • a beautiful bottle of olive oil
  • two vanilla pods (mmm)
  • three plates of delicious chocolate
  • and a partridge in a pear--no, actually a jar of fig jam. No poultry there.

Quite the come through, right? And then, to top it all off, Sverre came home this evening with yet another gift, this time from Spanish associates:


'Tis the season for culinary jolliness...

American companies, consider the gauntlet thrown.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Ordentlig* Jul Glede


The Christmas tree is up! We managed to get it into the corner of our hallway. The door it is in front of is already blocked on the other side by our closet (we have another door into the kitchen, so no worries). Our Very Excited Helper made the chain, or julelinker, with me today. We're ready for Christmas festivities to kick off!

*I hate the word "ordentlig" because everyone pronounces it "onkelig," which is terribly confusing. Well, it could be worse, it could be Danish....

Monday, December 19, 2011

Tree Hunt

Sverre and our niece are out on the hunt for a Christmas tree, one that will somehow manage to convey Christmas cheer while simultaneously limiting its size to the constraints of our hallway. The living room was scrutinized closely, but with a daybed, sofa, TV, doors, fireplace and bookshelves, adding a tree into the mix would likely induce claustrophobia.

I've remained behind to finish clearing away space and fetching the tree decorations from the basement. Hopefully the two hunters will return with a full (by Norwegian standards, they like the spaced branches), lovely little tree. Unlike two years ago....

(Insert flashback sound effects here.)


In 2009 we were still out at the farm. We were busy with the horses, celebrating Christmas with family, and Sverre was working over the holidays. It wasn't until the day of Christmas (the 25th, Norwegians count Christmas as starting on the 24th, or even 23rd...after three Christmases here the concept is still shaky for me) that we realized we hadn't set up a tree. The Christmas before there had been no space in our first apartment, and in this new house there was no excuse. We found an axe, dressed in our warmest clothes and took Max with us on a trek across the pastures and into the forests surrounding the farm.

That year the snow had fallen so deeply by Christmas that Sverre had to break trail in front of us. Max's short legs had him at a disadvantage, and he followed closely on our heels. Literally. Every few steps one would feel his small, though not insubstantial, body smack into calves and boots as he hopped from foot track to track. We floundered around in the forest through the deep drifts until we finally found it: a little beauty frosted in snow.

Max and I caught our breath while Sverre dug out the trunk as deep as he could manage, and then set to hacking with a will. He paused, rested back on his heels and said, "This is going to be really heavy to carry home." We assured him we would help. He reached down, grasped the tree firmly around the trunk, pulled...

...And nearly fell over as the skinny, pathetic twig of a tree sprang out from its covering of snow. Our glorious, wondrous find turned out to be a weedy little thing. We stared at it as Sverre held it aloft over his head, in a parody of victory.

Damn.

It wasn't like we could throw it away, this Saddest of Christmas Trees, so we walked back to the house with it slung over Sverre's shoulder. I had received all the Christmas ornaments my aunts and uncles had gifted me over the years from my mother in California. We crammed every single ornament we could on it, grabbed our coffees and leftover brioche, and settled back to look at our achievement. Our very first Christmas tree in Norway.



Some of us didn't even want to acknowledge its existence, and went downstairs to occupy ourselves with other things that didn't remotely resemble trees.


Flash-forward to the present and the searchers have returned with a perfect tree. We have set it up and decorated it with the help of a very enthusiastic four-year-old. All of the ornaments are hung in clumps,with gold spindles on one side of the tree and red on the other. It will take much head scratching and a beer or two to figure out how to rearrange the thing into a presentable tree without making it totally obvious that I've redone all her work.

But for now, it stands and shines in the hallway; signaling yet another year, yet another Christmas.

At least this year we have it set up before Christmas Eve.

Saturday, December 17, 2011

En Samtale -- A Conversation

"Tante?"
"Ja?"
"Du...du er kongen. Du er sjefen. Og jeg...jeg er prinsessen."
"Oh, yeah? Det stemmer, jeg er kongen."
"Ja, du er kongen, jeg er prinsessen og du, Onkel?"
"Ja?"
"Du...du er gak gak."

"Auntie?"
"Yes?"
"You..you are the king. You are the boss. And I...I am the princess."
"Oh, yeah? That's right, I'm the king."
"Yes, you are the king, I am the princess, and you, Uncle?"
"Yes?"
"You...you are a quack-quack (duck)."

It's good to see Lille Frøken (Little Miss) knows how the system works around here.

Thursday, December 15, 2011

Vintermørket

The winter darkness is closing in, each day the sun rises just a little bit later, and sets just a little bit earlier. This afternoon during an exam I gazed out the window, collecting my thoughts, and watched the sun sink below hills at a little after three o'clock. Contemplating the sunset distracted my mind from the post-iceberg-smashed Titanic of my exam. About halfway through all of the lifeboats were deployed, and the orchestra played on to the very last bubbly gasps as I tried to make some desperate effort to save my short essays.

I mean, if the exam had been in anything other than statistics--say, bad metaphors--I would have been in business.

But, anyway, that's over. Yesterday's exam was much better, and started at 9 a.m. My friend and I arrived at the school at eight, and I was struck by the gleaming windows in all of the buildings as exams were started or prepped.


The lack of snow makes the nights and early mornings pitch-black. The contrast when snow falls is stunning, but I rather like the sight of windows glowing yellow in the night.

Saturday, December 10, 2011

A Bedtime Conversation

"Auntie? Why is it dark? Why is it light? Why is it cold? Why is it warm?"

These are all stalling tactics in my four-year-old niece's campaign against sleeping at bedtime.

"Well, let me see your kitty and your car key..."

This is plastic, brand new, and therefore must be slept with; my brother used to sleep with balloons tied to his wrist or with brand new shoes on, so I don't judge.

"See, if your kitty's paw is the sun, and your car key is the Earth, the Earth goes around the sun in a circle, like this. It takes one year to do this. While the Earth goes around the sun, it spins. When Norway (which is here) faces the sun it is day, and when it turns away it is night. Okay, so, the Earth is kind of crooked (for brevity's sake I left out the whole 23.5 degrees from perihelion nonsense...plus, I can't say that in Norwegian). When the Earth is here, Norway is away, which is winter. Like now. When the Earth is here, Norway is closer to the sun, which is summer. Do you understand?"

"Haaaeee?"

"More questions?"

She shakes her head, looking at me like I'm a lunatic.

"Okay, then, goodnight!"

Kid: 2,000,000. Me: 1 ½*.

* ½ is my taking credit for teaching her to use "okay" as a question, or as a statement of cheerful compliance, resignation, irritation or excitement, etc.

Friday, December 9, 2011

Work in Progress


Today I took my niece with me on a marathon shopping trip (still finishing Christmas shopping for family, I hope they get these gifts at Christmas and not for New Year's!). We finished the day by getting a cup of hot chocolate with a friend of mine, and then heading back to the apartment to work on Christmas gifts for her grandmas and grandpas. I haven't crafted in ages, and I was reminded of how much fun it is to play with paints and glue.

For one four-year-old and two adults, we didn't do too shabby of a job. We still have a lot to do, but we all have the same attention span and called it quits before we glued on all the stars and glitter. Next week promises lots of rainy days, so it's good we have a project to work on!

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

First Snow Day

Last night we got our first snow! It's supposed to melt this weekend and then freeze again, but for now we can enjoy the lovely pure whiteness. These are photos I snapped this morning at school.

And from the train ride home. This photo was taken close to 3:00 P.M., when is the sun setting where you are..?

Tuesday, December 6, 2011

Serious case of the blahs.

I'm working on a 48-hour take-home exam. As you can see, my motivation level is sky high. Jezebel is a perfectly good resource for development aid and politics, isn't it?


Yeah. I'm not feeling this semester. Halfway through my friends and I started calling this one the Lost Semester. There's so much administrative tomfoolery going on with my classes it has made my head spin. But you know what? My motivation for finishing is that it's almost Christmas (and I haven't sent my Christmas package to the States yet, is it time to start hyperventilating?), and my last exam is next week. There will be lots of studying in my immediate future, but after that I have one semester to go before I have done gradjiated...well, completed my bachelor's, at least. From what I understand there is no grand hoopla for bachelor's students.

The best part about next summer will be my parents visiting. This is in the works right now, but I am looking at it is a perfect post-bachelor's vacation. Somewhere warm and sunny where we can relax...ah, just think of it!

Goal 1: Finish bache Finish take-home exam and other exams
Goal 2: Finish next semester intact
Goal 3: Finish degree!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

Anderson's Adventures

One of my old military buddies travels a lot. She has a friend who comes along with her. You might recognize him. The Silver Fox himself, Mr Anderson Cooper.

Well, an incarnation of him, at least.

Anderson's Adventures

(Personal claim to fame: That's my hand holding him up next to the beer in the Oslo photos! At least, if I remember most of that night, it should be me.)

It's Beginning to Look A Lot Like Christmas....


Especially in my living room!



Friday, December 2, 2011

Taco Friday

Tacos on Friday is a contemporary Weegie tradition. It involves, generally, buying pre-made fixin's and throwing everything together per box instructions. I've co-opted bits of this to make "Lazy Californian Mexican." Really the only constants are taco shells, ground beef and shredded white Norvegia cheese and sour cream.

But instead of a spice packet I rummage through my cabinet for chili powder, cumin, thyme, garlic, and oregano. Throw in onion and chopped bell pepper as the ground beef finishes cooking and suddenly there's some good taste! My salsa is straight-up ganked from my best friend's in-laws, a secret recipe that makes this white girl feel pretty damn smug (although, sadly, the heat has to be toned down to accomadate a Norwegian palate, we'll get there someday...). The pièce de résistance this go-around was the guac.... God damn, this time I nailed it. Timed my avocados and tomato just right so they were perfectly ripe. Karla tipped me off about using garlic powder instead of minced garlic, throw in some lime juice and red onion and....nom nom.

(We've also figured out that eating taco shells taco style is messy. Tostada style? Much nicer!)